Amazon: Hey, Christy...You like Cyrano de Bergerac, right?
Christy: Ya, I love it.
Amazon: Then you'll love this book!
(a week later)
Book: HAHA, you wasted your money!
Christy: You guys tricked me!
Amazon: Your moms a whore and your dad holds the money.
Book: Nice one, dude.
Amazon: Thanks, man.