Genosha is for lovers

Now that little girls who grew up loving the movie Labyrinth (and learned about the difference between boys and girls thanks to David Bowie's tights) are old enough to read it's about damn time someone ripped the movie off so we can enjoy a more erotic version. I had high hopes and the plot is actually good enough that I raised my expectations, not to mention how much hope the positive reviews gave me...but as always you all lied to me.

Husk either cannot write or this book is satire. The thought process of the leading lady is so jacked that I could not care for her in the least and the leading man was just your replaceable romance novel dude that I didn't bother trying to like him.

Also, people randomly whispered things.

What the fuck is that about?